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QUOTES NOW HAVE THEIR OWN PAGE!!!
"This ass may be dumb but i'm not a dumbass"
"Things don't react well to bullets in here"
May the force be with you
"What is your name?" "You will not be alive long enough to need it" and
"YOU WANT THE TRUTH???" "I WANT THE TRUTH!!!!!""YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-
"Peasant 2: Who's that there?"
" Peasant 1: I don't know... Must be a king."
Peasant 2: "Why? "
Peasant 1: "He hasn't got shit all over him."
Black Knight: "Have at you".
King Arthur:" You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine."
Black Knight: "Oh, had enough eh? "
King Arthur:" Look, you stupid bastar".You've got no arms left."
Black Knight: "Yes I have".
King Arthur:" Look."
Black Knight: "Just a flesh wound. "
Kaneda: "This has GOT to be a trap. "
Kei:" Then go back.
"Kaneda:" No. I just have to find how MUCH of it is a trap. "
Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:" Generals can do anything, there's nothing so much like a god on earth as a General on a battlefield. "
Union private: "Have you got a lame horse? "Confederate: What do you be wanting to trade for a lame horse? Union private: Would you take General Burnside?
General James Longstreet: General Lee, if they put every man they have on this side of the Rappahannock; you give me enough ammunition and I'll kill every one of them.from
Kilgore: You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... [Walks off unhappily]
Alex Rogan: "So... how many Starfighters are left? "Grig: "Including you? One.
"Kril: Damage report! Kodan Officer: Guidance system out. Auxiliary steering out. Kril: Divert! Divert! Kodan Officer: She won't answer the helm! We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull. What do we do? [sound of Lord Kril's eyepiece swinging over left eye] Kril: We die.
Grig: Remember, Death Blossom delivers only one massive volley at close range... theoretically. Alex Rogan: What do you mean "theoretically?" Grig: After all, D.B. has never been tested. It might overload the systems, blow up the ship! Alex Rogan: What are you worried about, Grig? Theoretically, we should already be dead! r
[Conner and Murphy always pray over their victims] Connor & Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii... [they cock their guns] Connor & Murphy: ...et spiritus sancti. [blam]
Connor Mac Manus: Now you will receive us. Murphy MacManus: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. Connor Mac Manus: We do not want your tired and sick. Murphy MacManus: It is your corrupt we claim. Connor Mac Manus: It is your evil that will be sought by us. Murphy MacManus: With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Connor Mac Manus: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies. Murphy MacManus: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. Connor Mac Manus: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. Murphy MacManus: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. Connor Mac Manus: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. Murphy MacManus: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
Before their battle] Megatron: [surprised] Prime. Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall. Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly? Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask YOURSELF, Megatron.
Arcee: Did we have to let 'em detonate three quarters of the ship? Springer: Seeing as how they would have detonated *four* quarters, I think it was a good choice.
Kup: Don't act hostile, I'll use the universal greeting. Hot Rod: "Universal greeting"? Kup: Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hands. Bah weep granah weep ninni bong. Hot Rod: "Bah weep granah weep ninni bong"? Sharkticons: Bah weep granah weep ninni bong. Kup: See, the universal greeting works every time.
Galvatron: First Prime, then Ultra-Magnus, and now you. It's a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction now.
Perceptor: Ultra Magnus. A cursory evaluation of Decpticon capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency. Ultra Magnus: In other words Perceptor? Springer: We're out numbered.
Swoop: Me Swoop no see nothing. Grimlock: Me Grimlock positive Hot Rod and Kup close. Slag: Me Slag say you full of viridian bologna. Grimlock: Me Grimlock say you full of seaziam salami. Slag: Viridian bologna.
Galvatron: Punny Autobot. You lack even Prime's courage. Come out Autobot. We all must die sometime. Hot Rod: Not today Galvatron. [Hot Rod tackles Galvatron. Galvatron then puts his hands around Hot Rod's throat and begins choking him] Galvatron: Die Autobot
Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be it two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.
Jack Sparrow: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.
Selene: The war had all but ground to a halt in the blink of an eye. Lucian, the most feared and ruthless leader ever to rule the lycan clan, had finally been killed. The lycan hoard scattered to the wind in a single evening of flame and retribution. Victory, it seemed, was in our grasp. The very birthright of the vampyres. Nearly 6 centuries had passed since that night, yet the ancient bloodfeud proved unwilling to follow Lucian to the grave. Though lycans were fewer in number, the war itself had become more perilous, for the moon no longer held her sway. Older, more powerful lycans, were now able to change at will. Weapons had evolved, but our orders remained the same, hunt them down and kill them off, one by one. A most successful campaign... perhaps... too successful. For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era. Like the weapons of the previous century, we too would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it.
Selene: I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Lycans. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes. But all that is about to change.
Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking. Hockney: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
Verbal: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Verbal: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
Vassili: Sad to have a dream you know won't happen.
Koulikov: Nobody gives a shit about the telephone guys
Achilles: [when asked why he let Hector go] It's too early in the day to kill Princes
Hector: No son of Troy will ever submit to a foreign ruler! Agamemnon: Then every son of Troy shall die.
Achilles: Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.
Achilles: [to his men] Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!
Achilles: [to Hector] Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone rob me of my glory!
Dewey Finn: You, Freddy, what do you like to do? Freddy: I dunno. [pause] Freddy: Burn stuff?
Tomika: So why don't you go on a diet? Dewey Finn: Because I like to eat! Is that such a crime?
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